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It
doesn't take a genius to figure out that Abby (1974), the
story of a woman possessed by an evil African sex spirit, was "inspired"
by the blockbuster success of The Exorcist (1973). Warner
Brothers, the studio behind The Exorcist, sued the makers
of Abby and had it pulled from theatres. The suit was eventually
settled and Abby faded into cult movie obscurity
until
now.
One
sunny afternoon, a group of college students bid farewell to their
favorite teacher who is leaving on a research trip to Nigeria. If
it weren't for the establishing crane shot, you'd swear that this
ragtag group had grabbed an old 8mm camera and shot the scenes that
we're now watching. Not only does Abby look like it was made
on the cheap, but the acting is also decidedly amateur. One student
stumbles through his line reading with several pauses punctuated
with "Umm's" and "Uhh's". But who can blame
him? The dialog between the professor and his students is amusingly
clunky. It's only purpose is to provide backstory and set-up the
action that is to follow.
"Eshu
is the most powerful of all earthly deities," Professor Williams
(William Marshall) lectures. "Eshu is a trickster, creator
of whirlwinds
chaos." As a going away gift, his students
give him an insanely large mirrored crucifix. Talk about bling!
After
the opening credits, the action shifts to Africa, where Professor
Williams and his assistants discover an interesting ancient artifact.
They open the hand carved box and a fierce wind rips through the
cave, releasing Eshu.
Back
in the states, the professor's son Emmett (Terry Carter) and his
wife Abby (Carol Speed) move into their new home. Abby's mother
(Juanita Moore) helps the young couple set up house. Over a meal
of fried chicken, reverend Emmett proudly announces that, in addition
to his wife's work with the church youth program and junior choir,
Abby has earned her certification for marriage counseling. Momma
couldn't be happier. "Ain't no sin in bein' proud of doin'
a good job, livin' a good life and lovin' a good man."
The
evil spirit that the professor set free has somehow made it's way
into Abby's happy home. How Eshu crossed the globe and chose to
inhabit the professor's daughter-in-law is never explained. When
Abby takes a shower and reenacts the Herbal Essence shampoo commercial,
it's clear that she just ain't feelin' right. She is attacked by
and unseen force in the basement and is overcome by suicidal tendencies
while preparing chicken in the church kitchen.
Abby
is understandably upset when she finds that she's cut herself, but
Carol Speed's method acting gets a little too method in a
scene with Moore. She blubbers so loudly that her lines are completely
(and amusingly) unintelligible.
You
have to give Speed credit though; she certainly doesn't hold anything
back. Standing before her husband's congregation, Abby leads the
choir in an excruciating hymnal. She sings, "My Love is a Witness"
so poorly that you'd assume that it's the work of the devil, but
no, these are the vocal stylings of the "normal" Abby.
Later, during her husbands sermon, she goes completely bonkers,
attacking a congregant while laughing and foaming at the mouth.
That
night, Emmett tries to get his wife in the mood by quoting some
scripture, but Abby, or rather Eshu, ain't playin'. With the gravelly
voice of a soul possessed, Abby tells him, "I'm not your 'ho.
Shit, you ain't got enough to satisfy me, you impotent son of a
bitch!" She then kicks him in the crotch. Who knew that demonic
possession would be as zany as an episode of America's Funniest
Home Videos?
When
Abby counsels a young married couple, it goes as you might expect.
"All men are not created equal. Better make sure what he's
got first," she growls while ripping off her dress. "I'm
gonna take ole' long George upstairs and fuck the shit out of him!"
Emmett
tries to calm her. "God, Abby, what ever possessed you
to do a thing like that?"
She
tosses him on the bed, straddles him and proceeds to bitch slap
him, "You're gonna love and obey me!"
An
elderly neighbor woman (Nancy Lee Owens) pays a visit to a housebound
Abby. With tongue wagging, she proceeds to terrorize the old lady,
giving her a heart attack. As her geriatric corpse is taken away,
a doctor offers his assessment of the situation, "It's all
very unusual."
Emmett
places a panicked overseas call to his father and begs him to return
home. Abby is given a through medical exam, but nothing abnormal
can be found. Angelic one moment, devilish the next, Abby tells
her husband, "I wanna thank you for callin' that mother fuckin'
father of yours. Give him my worst regards."
In
an unintentionally amusing sequence (ah hell, they're all
unintentionally amusing) the diminutive Speed tosses both hospital
staff and patients aside. "You asshole," the foul-mouthed
Eshu shouts, "I'm goin' home, bitch!"
Abby
escapes the hospital and arrives home in time to welcome Father
Williams. In all seriousness and with Shakespearian intensity, Marshall
commands, "Hear me demon! Leave this woman's body!"
"I'm
not through with Abby yet," Eshu laughs, unleashing his earthshaking
demonic power.
Feeling
the need to get her groove on, Abby/Eshu heads to a local bar filled
with patrons dressed in a shocking array of 70's pimp-a-licious
fashion. Abby picks up a member of her husbands congregation. They
go for a drive and park in a remote location. When he can't satisfy
her, Eshu kills him, or at least we assume so. The car starts to
shake and fill with smoke. A demonic smoke bomb is certainly a cheaper
special effect than say, a spinning head or pea green puke.
Returning
to the bar, Abby next sets her sights on an annoying white guy who
thinks his W.C. Fields impersonation will get her hot. Inexplicably,
it does. They slink off to a private room upstairs. Eww. What kind
of bar is this anyway? Thankfully, whitey is never heard from again.
Abby's
brother, Detective Cass (Austin Stoker) has joined Emmett in his
search for his wayward wife. They eventually find her in the bar
making time with two brothers. Once Abby/Eshu clears the room by
tossing the men around, she gives a typically warm greeting to Professor
Williams, "Hello mother fucker!"
With
his XXXL piece of Christian bling for protection, Father Williams
begins the exorcism. Who'd have ever guessed that the battle between
good and evil would be so
well, chatty. Eshu and Williams
try to out-talk one another before Emmett and Cass finally subdue
her.
Light
as a feather, stiff as a board. Abby does some fancy levitating
before Williams finally gets down to business. As he recites his
godly incantations, all hell breaks loose. The liquor bottles, the
jukebox
heck, even the disco ball, explode as Eshu is driven
from Abby's body. Once she is finally free of demonic possession,
Father Williams slings his jacket over his shoulder and saunters
out of the bar. Ah, all in a day's work.
The
final scene shows Abby and Emmett as they leave on a well-deserved
vacation. Abby waves good-bye to her mother, "Momma, I wuv
you."
Yes,
she actually says wuv, proving that you may be able to purge
a demon from your soul, but that doesn't mean you won't loose a
few brain cells in the process.
The
Collector's Edition DVD of Abby marks the first time this
cult gem has been available to the public since it's initial release.
Though bad movie fans can rejoice in the fact that Abby can
finally be seen, this is hardly a pristine or difinitve version
of the film. The quality of the print used is pretty atrocious.
With all the scratches, discoloration and audio distortion, it looks
as if the reels were unspooled and dragged over 50 miles of bad
road. A trailer and radio spot are included as extras, as well as
a selection of production art and a text essay detailing the film's
troubled history.
Because
of the film's murky legal past, this may very well be the only version
of Abby that will ever see the light of day. Though the quality
leaves something to be desired, fans of Blaxploitation and low-budget
horror are sure to appreciate this camp classic from genre director
William Girdler.
CineFear's
DVD release of Abby went out-of-print a short time after
it came out. Copies can still be found at certain specialty retailers
and online auction sites.

CCT
also recommends:

Blacula

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Exorcist II: The Heretic
 
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Soul Vengeance

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